fish in a blender

Burning Liquid What?

Why the name Burning Liquid Fish, you ask? A friend (J. Robinson, of the band The Frame) once told me about a revenge tactic for extreme situations.

Take a fresh fish. A frozen grocery store fish might work, but you're best off getting one recently alive.
Put it in the blender (but not still alive...c'mon, folks, the fish didn't do anything to you)
Purée
Pour the goop in a jar, and set it out in the sun.
Warning! As the fish goop decomposes, gases will build up inside the jar, so if you seal it tightly and forget about it, this will backfire on you.
Throw your blender away. It's disgusting now.
Once the goop is nice and ripe, apply liberally to front porch, car seat, or wherever, of revengee.
The mixture's fumes are rumored to be rather flammable, due to the decomposition process.

I have never tested this, and I don't recommend you do it, either, but it gave me a name for a side project.